Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend
and kills him.
Wife says :
'If you behave
like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,
' SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies :
' No,......
It means:
With
I diot
F or
E ver
!!!'
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when
both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah,
once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .'
