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Even worse would be if you posted a status about cheating and your teacher saw it. Unfortunately for this guy, his status updates are public. However given that he doesn’t have a high bar set for himself (only wants to pass), it’s not surprising that he’s cheating in the first place. This status update is another time where making it public (as this guy did) will not pay off. You just publicly confessed to cheating.
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While you may hate your boss, posting about it on Facebook is not the best idea … especially if you’ve friended them already. The girl pictured above has become the textbook example of why you should post about hating your boss. Honestly, it’s probably not a good idea to write that you hate anybody in your status update since it could come around and bite you in the butt, however adding your boss and then complaining about them won’t earn you bonus points. Instead, it will get you fired.
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Personally, I love to be inspired but posting random quotes throughout the day can get a bit annoying. If somebody needs that extra boost to get them through the day, they’ll let you know they need it. For those users who think that they are the next motivational speaker to take the world by storm, you may want to reconsider posting your omniscient update because your previous update was about how you drank too much the night before and are now completely hungover.
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Did you really just finish eating? What did you eat? Did you realize that nobody cares what you’re eating? Posting a status update about the mundane activities in your life only helps others realize that your life is completely boring. In order to spice things up a bit, you may want to say things like “suiting up to go sky diving” even though you just finished a burger at McDonalds.
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It’s really nice to know that your sex life is great, but honestly, most people don’t want to know. While some people may actually be interested, posting a public status update about your daily sex activities as well as your personal bodily functions will not get you any bonus points. In this picture the girl probably needs to get a clue since she’s posting photos of herself in her underwear, but with the status updates combined, I would probably have already lost all hope. I wonder what her mom or future boss will think about the status updates
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Did you just steal something? Perhaps a car or even something smaller? Posting an update that you are committing a crime is a good way to get caught. Then again, you probably shouldn’t need to be taught this lesson … you are simply not a good criminal.
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