Japanese High Blood Pressure Advert
OLD SPICE Odor Blocking Power
Samsung Ad - - - - Optical iLLusion
Samsung came up with this Advert with the release of thier new Soul back in 2009. This is one of the coolest optical illusion video made so fun and cool instead of the regular black & white illusions we normally stumble upon..
Facebook Tricks..... ARRRRRRR Pirate Language Mateys : )
Go to your profile page and scroll all the way down to the bottom. On the bottom left corner in little blue letters,click"English US" When the language selection appears, click"EnglishPirate"then watch what happens. When you've stopped laughing, paste this on your status to let others know. Its absolutely cool stuff!!!
Old Man & His Trophy Girlfriend
A 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off, with her youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast.
They corner him and ask, "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Bob replies, "Girlfriend?
She's my wife!"
They're were knocked over, but continue to ask.
"So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
Bob says, "I lied about my age."
His friends respond, "What do you mean?
Did you tell her you were only 50?"
Bob smiles and says,
"No, I told her I was 90."
Naughty Answers!
Man comes home, finds
his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend
and kills him.
Wife says :
'If you behave
like this, you will lose ALL your friends'.
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A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, ' send me a brother'
Santa wrote back,
' SEND ME YOUR
MOTHER'
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks:
'Do u know that the meaning of WIFE
is:
W ithout
I nformation
F ighting
E very-time
Wife replies :
' No,......
It means:
With
I diot
F or
E ver
!!!'
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What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,... Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when
both are pregnant.
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Grammer Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah,
once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver run away
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A young boy asks his
Dad :'What is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad says: 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that IS confidential .'
How Do Fairytales Actually End????
Cinderella
Snow White
Little Red Riding Hood
Sleeping Beauty
Jasmine
Beauty & The Beast
Little Mermaid
Taken from LYN forum....... For those Not attractive guys out there who wants to date.
This is not my wonder 10 anti-dating rules but stumble upon it in LYN forum. Find this pretty true cause from a guy's point of view i could just feeeeeeel it.... lulzzzzzz
1. No 1 rule : remember you're ugly.
2. You're in the friend-zone already. So stop thinking about any possibilities.
3. Get rid of the "what if?" question out of your head.
4. If they want your help, say "No" politely. Seriously if you help (especially money related), you're conscious mind want something in return.
5. Remember this - they're close to you because they are DAMN SURE they wont have any romantic feelings towards you, And they EXPECT you to realize where you stand and wont flirt with them.
6. No 1 rule : remember you're ugly.
7. No 1 rule : remember you're ugly.
8. Dont watch too many korean or any lovey dovey shitty movies. Those fantasies wont apply in your real world.
9. Dont be Mr Nice Guy because you will turn into a f*cking doormat to be stepped on one day.
10. No 1 rule : remember that you're ugly
Laughing BABY!!!!!!!!!
A baby boy was just born. He had all his pieces and looked quite normal, except that he was laughing - I mean laughing real hard. All the doctors and nurses were examining the little guy in front of his worried parents. He just kept on laughing, his tiny fists all closed and tears rolling from his eyes. One at a time, a pediatrician unfolded his tiny fingers to check if his hand was all right, and guess what he found?
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100 Years Old & Trying to XXX
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble..
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny.
“Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along!”
Soldier & The NUN!!!
A soldier ran up to a nun.
Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt?… I’ll explain later!!”
The nun agreed.
A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”
The nun replied, “He went that way!!”
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister! You see, I don’t want to go to Iraq .”
The nun said, “I understand completely.”
The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”
The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls!!…..I don’t want to go to Iraq either!”
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